Biography
What can we say about Jessica Simpson? Insert token blonde joke here. Like Britney and Christina, she's part of the whole blonde, teeny bopper craze. But unlike the those buxom beauties, she didn't pass the auditions for the "Mickey Mouse Club." Also unlike the other bubblegum princesses, Jessica actually got hitched to ex-98° member Nick Lachey. But you already knew that from watching MTV's "Newlyweds" reality show. Go ahead, admit it. It's okay. We won't tell.
